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a liquid used for rubbing on the body to relieve pain from sprains and strains.<\/em><\/div>\n
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Embro. Leg Lube. \u00a0Belgian knee warmers. \u00a0Whatever you call it, it's something that has fascinated cyclists for decades. \u00a0It is an essential part of cyclocross, but has become an accepted and even necessary part of fall, winter and early spring road cycling. \u00a0It's something that many people speak of in hushed tones, in reverence and wonderment. Embrocation is akin to leg shaving<\/a> in terms of the depth of puzzling looks received by those new to the sport (and indeed, those outside the sport.) \u00a0It's a skin protector. \u00a0It's a leg “polish.” \u00a0It's a warming agent. \u00a0Truly, it's as close to the very essence of cycling as one can get without chattering over the bergs of Belgium on a steel Bianchi. \u00a0But why is that so?<\/p>\n
If you're new to embrocation, you may rightly be wondering what the fuss is all about. \u00a0“It must be easy to just rub it in and ride off into the sunset, right?” \u00a0Sure, your legs will shine like gleaming beacons of power and destruction, and they will tingle with the a warmth indicative of the spring classics.\u00a0 But beware, for\u00a0circumstances\u00a0can go horribly awry and end with an eye opening, possibly life changing (and certainly nether-region demolishing)\u00a0experience.<\/p>\n
As with all things in life, there's a right and a wrong way to undertake any task. \u00a0And the correct method of embrocating bliss is to speak of “The Ritual” which should accompany each embrocating experience you undertake.<\/p>\n
First, you'll probably need some embro. \u00a0I'm personally a huge fan of
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Now that you have your embro, you need to apply it. \u00a0But before you do read more after the jump. \u00a0To help you out on the path to righteous embrocating,\u00a0I'm going to go through some of the “do's” and “don'ts” of embrocating, along with the ramifications of each.<\/p>\n
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$\"The$ Embrocation Do:<\/h2>\n
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Apply liberally:<\/strong> \u00a0Get a good glob of that spicy goodness out of the tub and smear it onto your waiting pistons. \u00a0In some cases, less is more, but you want a goodly amount to go around and work into your muscles before you start. \u00a0 But hold on, cowboy, there's a method to the madness of applying your chosen liniment…<\/li>\n
Massage it in:<\/strong> \u00a0Before you go hog wild just wiping embro onto your skin, consider what I call “The Ritual.” \u00a0Start by covering your patella and patellar tendon, hamstring tendons, the distal part of your IT band and your achilles tendon (if not wearing tall socks) with embro. \u00a0Work it in with your fingers, opening up the fibers in those tendons and loosening them up for a couple seconds each. \u00a0Then, with broad strokes, swipe up the calf and lower leg, into the hamstrings and quads. \u00a0Return to the quad and, starting at the achilles, use both hands to stroke upward and outward, following the orientation of the muscle fibers. \u00a0Continue into the hamstrings, starting at the tendons in the back of the knee and kneading\u00a0towards the midline of your leg. \u00a0For the quads, start with the lateral quad by working up the muscle with both hands, and then knead the medial quad with short strokes from the patella up towards the inside of the leg. \u00a0Repeat with the other leg. \u00a0And before you do ANYTHING else….<\/li>\n
Wash your hands after application:<\/strong> Because you really don't need to have embro (and the capsaicin contained therein) added to any sensitive area of the body. \u00a0Use dish soap for the grease cutting capability or, if you're lubing up before a race, a wet wipe at least. \u00a0If you're using a wet wipe, I hope you have gloves with you.<\/li>\n
Use it on other sore spots:<\/strong> Your lower back may be a prime candidate here. \u00a0The warming, toasty sensation along with the muscle relaxing properties is a great adjunct when you're fighting with stiffness or soreness in your low back muscles.<\/li>\n
Make sure legs are shaved<\/a>:<\/strong> \u00a0Please. \u00a0PLEASE. \u00a0PLEASE!!!! \u00a0If you're not part of the “shaven ones” then don't use embro. \u00a0Just don't. \u00a0We don't want to look at the matted mess that is your leg hair embedded in a rapeseed and shea butter concoction. \u00a0Plus, it just looks like you rode through a cow pasture, and that's kind of nasty.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
$\"Embrocation$ <\/a>That should take care of the “do's”. \u00a0Now let's look at the “don'ts.”<\/p>\n
Embrocation Don't:<\/h2>\n
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Embro up\u00a0before putting your bibs on:<\/strong> This should seem obvious, but once in a while you'll hear about someone who unfortunately didn't think things through very well. \u00a0As your\u00a0bibs slide up\u00a0your legs, they will drag all that carefully applied liniment up your legs and into your nether regions. \u00a0That's a recipe for a bad ride.<\/li>\n
Embro up\u00a0before applying chamois cream:<\/strong> Again, this should seem obvious, but I've actually seen it happen. \u00a0Guy is in a hurry, guy applies embro, guy applies chamois cream, in that order. \u00a0After the ride rolls out and is half a mile down the road, said guy is shifting uncomfortably in his saddle. \u00a0He's asked why, then told what he did. \u00a0Hilarity ensues. \u00a0Don't be that guy. \u00a0Chamois cream ALWAYS goes on first, followed by bibs, followed by the rest of the kit, and embro is applied LAST. \u00a0“The Ritual” is the last thing you'll do before you warm up (or roll out.)<\/li>\n
Put embro\u00a0deep under socks:<\/strong> \u00a0If you're wearing calf height socks or some other similarly tall sock (and if you're wearing compression socks, then you should not be wearing embro at all, and you are probably riding a full on triathlon bike complete with the silly aerobar mounted bottle) don't put embro more than an inch below the cuff. \u00a0Those socks will be dirty, nasty and disgusting after a few rides like that.<\/li>\n
Rub your eyes without washing your hands:<\/strong> \u00a0File under the “this should be obvious.” \u00a0Most of you know what happens when you rub your eyes after chopping up a jalape\u00f1o. \u00a0This is arguably worse. \u00a0I speak from experience.<\/li>\n
Jump in the shower or bath without scrubbing it off first:<\/strong> \u00a0Most embrocation blends tend to get hotter as they are exposed to water (or any moisture such as sweat.) \u00a0For that reason, jumping into an ice bath immediately post ride isn't a great idea. \u00a0Instead, wipe off as much remaining embro as you can with either a wet wipe or a paper towel with dish detergent. \u00a0It will help to mitigate the burn you'll feel in the shower or bath after your ride.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Hopefully, these tips have given you a little insight on the things you should and shouldn't do when playing with greased fire.<\/p>\n
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